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Music dominates my life to the point that there's not much else that I think about really. This is something you'll very quickly get bored with in fact. I'm a super huge dork and I enjoy movies and literature that are heavy on the irony and light on the kitsch, with a few incredibly embarrassing exceptions. Acting is a fun hobby, but I haven't had too much opportunity to indulge in that for a while. As of now, I play 3 instruments and plan on expanding that number. First priority: Bass guitar. I aspired to be a cartoonist as a child, but that was before I found my calling as a musician. Maybe I'll design a CD cover or something. I Twitter quite a bit, and every once in a while, Liz talks to me on it. I work as a teller at a bank, and whatever money from that job that doesn't go into savings is usually spent on CDs and, at one time, Dare Sour Applegators, but I am heartbroken to say that I can't seem to find these anywhere these days. I recently acquired a diploma in recording and production at Grant MacEwan. The experience was amazing and I look forward to my next move, whatever the fuck it might be. If I could be any type of tree, I'd say I want to be a cactus. One of those ones that look like they're dancing. They're awesome. I enjoy pantomiming playing music almost as much as actually playing it, which makes me wonder if there's any possibility that I might be good at the instruments I act like I can play. Popping Mini Eggs make me think my teeth are breaking. I suffer from an as of yet, unnamed condition which causes me to dream bizarrely fantastical and vivid dreams that I can remember blow for blow, and usually involve Miriam being way cooler than she is in real life and Kyle dying in a hilariously creative fashion. You'll probably hear about them, because every time that I have one, I spend the next week telling everyone I know about it at least once. Online profile tributes to your significant other are something that I think are rather lame, so I will simply say that Miriam is strange and I like it. My best friend attended school with me and works with me, and we'll probably run away one day and adopt a little Nicaraguan boy and buy a villa in the Tuscan countryside. This sure is a lot of words. I can't believe you're bothering to read it. I could probably get away with saying anything that I want right now, and nobody would ever know. Uh... Wal-Mart is responsible for the Holocaust? Controversy that makes sense is not my strong suit I guess. Banana pudding. Orange gecko cream o' spinach. Nightmares of murderous 8-bit sprites haunt my christmas dreams. Okay, I'm completely out to lunch now. I think I'm going to go see if The Facts Of Life is on.

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